There once were two aliens from New Jersey. One was named Phill and the other was named Tom. Both Phill and Tom's legs were paralyzed, so they had to crawl around on their hands like seals, dragging their legs behind them. Since both of them were aliens they could not speak English language. They only thing they say is "murp", so it is hard to communicate with humans.
You must be wondering how two aliens are from New Jersey. Well, I'll tell you. It all started out on a planet called Omagocumanagujopi, it was getting sucked up into a black hole, so Phill and Tom's Mother and Father got into a U.F.O. and started off to a planet they heard was called Earth. Phill and Tom were both alive in the U.F.O. but they were newborns. Alien newborns don't open their eyes for two weeks and Phill and Tom were a week and six days old so they were one day away from opening their eyes. So as you know Phill and Tom had no idea about their planet being sucked into a blackhole and being in the U.F.O. The day before Phill and Tom were going to open their eyes. The U.F.O. reached Earth, Phill and Tom's parents decided to land on the state of New Jersey. When they were about ten minutes away from landing, they saw a missile fly right by them. Apparently they were being shot at by missles from the U.S. Army. They were flying by the U.F.O. barely missing them. Then the U.S. Air Force sent in attack jets to shoot them down. Finally one missile caught the left side of the U.F.O. and it started plummeting toward New Jersey. It landed on an open field and Phill and Tom's parents crawled off with Phill and Tom's in arms. They walked over to an old abandoned barn and set down Phill and Tom in some hay. They noticed the babies had scratches on their lower backs and lets and hoped it did not affect their walking. The parents were badly inured with scratches, bruises, and bumps. They looked outside and saw it was getting dark so they found some comfortable hay and fell asleep painfully and never woke again.
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