Hi. I'm Joe. I'm going to tell you about my friend Mr. Mustache! His real name is Katie Colliflower. His parents thought he was a girl when he was born. Anyway, when Katie grew up, he had grown a ginormas mustache. It was 15,000 feet long. He was bald and had the smallest head. It didn't even look like he had a head. It was exactly 3 centimeters in diameter.
He walked to the store (His mustache was too long to fit in a car) and every step he took he either hit someone or knocked a building down with the giant thing under his nose. People got tired of having to rebuild buildings, helping people 24/7.
So one day an evil person snuck into Mr. Mustache's house when he was sleeping and shaved off his mustache! When he woke up the next morning his 15,000 long mustache was GONE! He was freaking out! Nothing that day felt normal. Mr. Mustache didn't like the feeling, so he grew his mustache out again. This time his mustache was 20,000 feet long! "Here we go again!" The townspeople said!
Submitted by Linnea
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