DR. PSYCHO!

Dr. Psycho (The Sequel to Dr. Baldy)

Hi. I'm back. Remember me? If not, I'm Jarahara from the Mr. Baldy book. Now you remember me? Good! You know the guy who moved in Mr. Baldy's house. Turns out...he's worse. I call him Dr. Psycho, but his real name is Vector Hamnut. He says he has a pet shark but I've seen it in the window and it looks like a fish bowl with a dead snail.

One day Dr. Psycho was in his backyard and he was in his speedo, with a rain hat on, snow boots, a rake, and a bag of potato chips. PSYCHO!

He has a huge toenail, it's green with purple polk-a-dots. It's gross.

Today he ran around his house holding his clock in his hand yelling, "noon time to go to my psychiatrist" over and over again. He doesn't have a car so after a while he ran down the street to his psychiatrist. When he came back he was crying, screaming "My psychiatrist kicked me out."

Finally I went into his house and locked him in the basement. I'm now psycho-free until he finds out that I really didn't lock the door.

SUBMITTED BY CLAIRE, 6-T