GONE WILD

So this is how it started. I was only 8 years old. I was on my first vacation. I went to the Grand Canyon. It was all fun and all until I got lost. My parents had left me. So there I was by myself. I meet a couple friends on the road. They may not have been alive but many they were something.

6 YEARS LATER

I've been on the road for about, well, I can't remember. Something amazing happened. A meteor fell right out of the sky. So I was on the road again but I had a new friend, me and my meteor. Then I came across a little town they called Coster Town. And then he said to his Meteor, "I would never sell you but lets see how much you are for a laugh." So he walked into the store and it wasn't a meteor at all. It was well, you know, how the airplanes, never mind, it was a sloge ball of frozen poop from an airplane, so ya.

10 YEARS LATER.

I am 20 now. It is great because I met a girl named Brandy. She was wonderful. But when her Dad came home he was really mad a train ran over his foot. So I left and moved on but I will never forget her.

So I got a job. It was called a dentist but I was an advertiser but one day the wind pick up this blimp. Well, it ended up me being in it and it took me all the way to Alaska. Then to a place called West Virginia. When I got a job being a janitor and know I"m talking on this really weird radio station that's asking weird questions.

10 YEARS LATER.

The Big 30, that's what I am now. I am still looking for my parents. "Hello Joe, it's your mama, come home." My Mom, it's actually you! "Yep." It happened! I finally found my Mom. Right here, right now, over the radio. I am on my way home to my Mom. All of these years I'M ON MY WAY MAMA!!!

I am back on the road again. I saw my old friends again. When he got to his Mom's house he ran inside like he was Spongebob. "I'm ready. I'm ready to see my Mama." Haha He thought it was his Mama. What. Hi. Joe you stole my girl. Now you stole Brandy from me and I told you I was gonna get you back at you for that. Now Pooh crunch crackle.

5 DAYS LATER.

I'm on the road again. On my face I can't get up until bank. I hear a gun shot. Well I thought it was but it was an old rustbucket that drove by. He stopped and helped me get up. I figured out that I had 8 broken fingers, a broken toe, 1 arm, one leg, and 2 ribs, 1 black eye, bloody lip, and I lost 5 teeth but it doesn't hurt. I can't feel a thing.

Submitted by Mason, 6-T